Want a good fruit cake recipe?

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.





Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.





Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.





Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.





Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiskey again and go to bed.Want a good fruit cake recipe?
I LIKE WHISKEY AND FRUITS! lol :)))))Want a good fruit cake recipe?
Funny recipe!Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.Throw the bowl out of the window???
LOL now that is my kind of fruit cake!! Got any ideas for main courses%26gt; ;)
thanx. loox tasty
THANKIES
cute ......sounds like Christmas' of my youth
lol so when you cook ... need to make sure that whiskey is not around :P

olay cream