BEST CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE EVER!- very yum?

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE





You'll need the following:





1 cup of water


1 cup of sugar


4 large brown eggs


2 cups of dried fruit


1 teaspoon of salt


1 cup of brown sugar


Lemon juice


Nuts


1 bottle of rum





Sample the rum to check for quality. Take a large bowl.


Check the rum again. To be sure it's the highest quality; pour one level cup and drink.





Repeat.





Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.


Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.





Make sure the rum is still OK.


Cry another tup.





Tune up the mixer.


Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner.





If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.


Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity.





Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.





Who cares? Check the rum.





Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.





Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something.


Whatever you can find.





Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 egrees.


Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Throw the bowl out of the window.


Check the rum again and go to bed.BEST CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE EVER!- very yum?
OMG! I swear to drunk I am not God! Hic!!!.BEST CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE EVER!- very yum?
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';Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something...


Who cares? Check the rum...';





thanx for the laugh
lol not as funny as ur other jokes but i still liked it..:)





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I'm so going to have to try this recipe!!!
thanks!





a good joke!





so the moral is Check the rum again and go to bed.
I get your joke. Cheers.
hic, wot waz the receipt? hic.................
i dont get it
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